Walking Dead Episode 5-6 Recap
Spoiler Alert

I been thinking about all the stupid things that have transpired and I have come up with a few key questions I need help answering.

Where is Lori’s body?

Not possible. Lets take a short review of the chain of events upon Lori’s demise.

Lori has baby, dies, Carl's shoots her (not sure if he did shoot her or shot her in the head), Baby comes outside, two people ride off to get baby supplies, Rick goes on killing spree, Glen checks on  Rick and digs graves, Rick finds bloated zombie in boiler room ( no Lori ). Where the hell is Lori’s body???

#bloated #atetoomuchcheatingbeotch #foodcoma #feast #thanksgivingdinner

My theory is we will see Lori walking as a zombie soon. I think Carl did shoot Lori but not a shot to the brain; he shot her in the cheek. It’s Carl and he sucks, so my case is pretty good.

My wife’s theory is Glen snuck in there, didn’t kill the zombie that was full from eating too much lying cheating scandalous tramp aka Lori and took her body and buried it. She thinks Daryl put a flower on Lori's grave. Wrong. The grave count in the yard was 3 holes – one for Tdog, Carol and Lori.

Tdog got buried, and in the episode recap Daryl put a flower on Carols grave. 

Proof that Lori is not buried from AMC Website. 

So where is Lori????Can anyone answer the question?

Next question –

How did this crew turn to crap so fast?

Where did all the silencers go on the weapons? They seemed liked they evolved into some zombie killing crew but they have gotten destroyed by the prison. Their crew sucks now. I mean really take a look at the gang now that Glen and Maggie got taken.

Crazy Rick, One Leg Hershel, Girl that doesn’t speak, Stupid Carl, Daryl and half dead Carol, Baby and two convicts.....

"Wazzzzzzzz Up"

Next Question –

Who lets this guy walk up to you?

I am firing shots, I would rather let a zombie crawl into my bed for snuggle time then let this knife handed bleeding psychopath near me. Glenn is an idiot; bust a cap in this fool.

#gotcha #fools #howdidyounotseethiscoming #asianpeopleproblems

Next Question –

Why do they keep letting zombies linger about?

The only good zombie is a dead zombie, if they are next to the fence, grab your poking device and put them out. Especially when you are waiting on two people to drive up on a Harley after getting supplies, just kill them off so the path is clear.

Next Question –

How are Daryl and Carl not deaf from a pistol being shot right behind their ear holes?

First off before addressing the gun shot in his ear, how did a zombie sneak up on three people getting slippers? Post up a look out!  Come on Man! “Nice shot on the zombie, now I am deaf in my left ear as you just blew out my ear hole.”

Please add you questions if you have any, there are so many flaws, by all means add them to the comments, I will attempt to answer any if I can. 

#WhitePeopleProblems

My recap of The Walking Dead Season 3 - Episode 4

Spoiler Alert!

When they named this show Walking Dead, they must have named it after the group of survivors that it follows rather than the dead zombies walking around. It’s really amazing that this group continues to survive, it is a good thing they started with a group of 40-50 or we wouldn't have a show to watch. These people are stupid, I used to think a few of them were pretty good and the rest were zombie chum, but they have gone straight downhill after killing off Shane. They should be zombie killing ninjas like the girl with the pet zombies by now. Nope instead they suck and still get rocked by walking zombies on the reg.

Advanced professional zombie killer. 

Based on the rules of this zombie world – if you die you turn into a zombie. So with this new rule in place when killing a bad guy who is alive, you must kill them again when they turn into a zombie. That seems simple enough to follow right, the double tap rule. Even little Carl knows this rule when he has to double tap his mom. Somehow all the veteran zombie killers in the group forgot this rule. They thought they killed a convict and just left him, turns out, he was still alive and comes back to unleash zombies on them. If they would have double tapped him, there would be no mistaking him for dead. Come on MAN!

So let’s jump to the scene that broke the show wide open into zombie frenzy.

Prego Lori who is eleven months pregnant is out walking Hershel who has one leg. While they are on this stroll, a bunch of zombies sneak up behind them.

Let’s break this down - you have zombies on the backside, we will call that side A. Side A is packed with Zombies on top of Zombies all hungry for some stupid survivors. The opposite of that side is the front side with all the zombie killers, we will call that side B. Side B has the open yard where they can safely go into and seal off the yard while waiting for the zombie killers in the group to kill these zombies safely through the fence.

Zombie killers and a fenced yard without zombies in it seems like the safe choice

The best way to kill a zombie. Waste no ammo and its safe. 

Which side did they go with? They went with side A of course, they went guns a blazing straight into a hoard of zombies. Not one of these people went towards the weapon bearing characters that could have easily save them on side B. They all ran straight into the zombies. Come on MAN.

This is what happens when you run into a hoard of zombies, don't be a hero.

What happens next is to be expected after all these poor choices...

T-dog gets munched on by a zombie and the part I think sucks the most about this is he didn't get to reunite with Merle for a face off. Maggie, Carl and Lori head into the prison to discover that zombies are everywhere, they get trapped and Lori gets cut open to deliver a baby and dies. Carl waits around to double tap her; I didn't actually see Carl shoot her so I am expecting her to return as a zombie. Come on MAN.

The look of someone who knows his mommy is going to be a zombie. Don't trust Carl. 

This group has steadily gotten worse at killing zombies each episode, the only thing they got good at is making unbelievable impossible head shots on zombies at all distances with any weapon, often on the run.

A little kid making accurate head shots on zombies with a pistol from a watch tower - Come on MAN

 I can’t wait to see what they do to get themselves killed on the next episode. I hope that Daryl gets the hell out of there.  Stay tuned for my recap of the next episode. 

Daryl - The only one in this group worthy of survival.

RIP - Lori and T-Dogg